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Turkey-trauma sparkels with more htan a special
glaze
I'd been planning the dinner for weeks.
My sister, Rachel, and her family had flown in for
their annual holiday visit. I wanted to create a special meal
for them that included family favorites and a few dishes with a new
twist.
As a new Food Network junkie, I’d found the perfect
kicked-up side dishes—a sweet potato casserole that included
cinnamon roasted bananas and a risotto recipe that was actually
barley-based with vegetables.
But, the star of the show was to be a maple-roasted,
bacon-topped turkey. I'd watched Chef Tyler Florence's Thanksgiving
episode on the Food Network and was impressed with the combination
of flavors, as well as the amazing presentation.
It was beautiful.
The recipe included a video with step-by-step
instructions. I asked my daughter, her boyfriend, and my son to sit
with me and watch the 4-minute, 37-second recording to see exactly
how to prepare this festive bird.
We executed each step to perfection. With the side
dishes complete, we set the table, including special wine glasses
for the teens' sparkling apple cider treat. After 4 hours and 35
minutes of basting, the turkey was done.
My daughter's boyfriend, Brian, carefully placed it
on the table.
It was simply stunning. I just had to take a
picture.
"It's awesome, Sissy!" Rachel exclaimed.
"Wow, Aunt Becky! You outdid yourself," her daughter
added.
Then, all 6 feet of my nephew, Adam, grabbed his
glass, thrust it in the air and bellowed, "Cheers everyone!"
And the unthinkable happened.
Beneath his thundering voice, there must have been a
faint crashing sound. But at the time, our first clue of the
disaster was Adam's bewildered face as he slowly lowered his hand,
now holding only the stem of the glass.
"Uh-oh," he whispered.
"Adam, what happened?" I stammered as I rolled my
wheelchair closer to the table.
"Watch out!" Brian said. "Glass is everywhere."
Everyone froze as we realized what had happened.
Adam's exuberant toast had crashed into the low beam of my vaulted
ceiling, shattering his glass into hundreds of slivers.
Adam was unhurt, but my prize turkey now glistened
with more than a maple glaze.
It was covered in glass.
My mind joined my paralyzed legs as the shock shut
it down.
"I'm so sorry, Aunt Becky," Adam said.
"It's OK, Adam," I managed to reply, trying to
absorb the scene.
My family quietly began the clean up of the blanket
of glass while the turkey sparkled in all its glory.
"Maybe we can clean it off," someone suggested.
But a closer look revealed embedded glass. I
postponed the inevitable, sending the wounded bird to the top of my
washing machine while we pulled out lunchmeat trays I had prepared
for the next meal. At least the side dishes were safely in the
kitchen.
Somberly, we began our hodgepodge dinner.
"Someday, we'll laugh about this," someone said. I
nodded and smiled, knowing it would not be that day.
"At least I got a picture of it!" I eventually
offered as we resumed a more upbeat mood.
But after dessert, we wandered back to the laundry
room and gave that glorious bird one last look before we bid it
farewell to the trash can.
I haven't looked at that turkey recipe since that
day -- until now. Maybe it's time to try that recipe one more time.
And make sure Adam has a plastic glass.
Happy New Year! May this year’s family gatherings be
exuberant, turkey trimmings remain edible, and meals sparkle only
with love.


11/24/09,
Towson Times
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